Talk:Greenlandic Empireball/@comment-34147352-20180624025418

What the hell is this? This is actually cancer. You should at least look into Greenlands history when researching this shit. Allow me to point out everything wrong with this thing.

- Greenland never would gain independence from Denmark, though partially it is a nation, it still gains economic and financial help from its parent country, which is the Kingdom of Denmark.

- Greenland dosen't have any intentions on really leaving the crown of Denmark.

- The map shows some Canadian Arctic Islands and Iceland? That is not an empire; according to Google, an "empire" is a, and I quote: "An extensive group of states or countries, or vassals, under a single supreme authority, formerly especially an emperor or empress." Greenland has few resources, and even squeezing the bare mininum of Greenland out from their resources would just get a few rocks and dead seals and whales. It would be hard to defend on its own, let alone be a empire at all.

- How did it gain independence? There was no independence movements, and not even enough people to hold a political referendum to have a vote on leaving Denmark.

- Rebels? Ugh. I can't even talk about how stupid that is. Wait, I did.

- How did they just overthrow the government? The Danish government should've totally integrated the new Greenlandic government.

- There isn't even enough people on the island to gain a *superior military*.

- Sustaining itself, even as a empire, with all the arctic islands, was a absolute ASB impossible thing.

- HOW. DID. CANADA. NOT. KNOW. THEIR. OWN. 'FUCKING. 'LAND. WAS. STOLEN. You would think that the local forces wouldve alerted Canada.

- Thriving population? What the fuck? Barely any people live on Ellsmore Island and other Arctic dependencies.

- Sorry to burst your bubble, but Norway has a military of placing 36th out of all the countries. All of Greenland's defense solely comes from Denmark.

- Norway has a military base at the Svalbards. Hell.

- Iceland would've had Nordic forces backing it up, and as I said, Greenland just dosen't have enough people.

- You don't just *steal* people's *space stuff*. The UNOOSA (United Nations Office of Outer Space Affairs) would have backed up the Denmark, and it was just plain wrong anyway.

- The flag has two different colors.

- The stripes are misaligned.

- You can see that the OP used line tool, because we can FUCKING SEE THE LINES THAT YOU DID.

- How can someone still practice Greenlandic rituals? There were none to begin with. Denmark in the 1900s had already converted Greenland (mostly) protestant. What the fuck.

In short, this is a just fucking stupid timeline, and I bet that the OP was just doing this for his/her own Greenlandwank/Icelandwank pleasures.

Fuck all of you.